But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
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Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
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You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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