Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
You are the jesus of drinking
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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