There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
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I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
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Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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