I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
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The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
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Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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