So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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