Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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