seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
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