As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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