Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
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Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
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What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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