no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
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I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
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