sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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