Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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