I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Randomize
