He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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