Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
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I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
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If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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