But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
Randomize
