Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
