go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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