She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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