i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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