Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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