Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
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We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
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I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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