I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Non-Jews are for practice
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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