He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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