fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Floor bacon is actually really good
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
