I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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