My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Just pee around me
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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