He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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