i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
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