Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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