Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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