Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
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You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
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I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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