You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
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Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
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I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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