Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Randomize
