I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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