This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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