Cold hands, warm shart.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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