You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
