I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I love you.
Bad choice
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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