when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
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we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
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I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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