Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
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We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
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Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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