Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
