Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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