Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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