her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
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It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
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We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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