whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
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does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
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And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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