And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
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She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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