Small penises have feelings too.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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