For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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