Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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