I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
A bitchslap is in order.
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