I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
