What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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