So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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