We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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