We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
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I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
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Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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