yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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